In an effort to stop us from eating all of his tastey vegetables, David decided to share his greatest ever growing accomplishment with the Mysterious Metro Growers of the Insane Pumpkin Posse. David has invented the "Pre-Carved Pumpkin". Seen here for the very first time. Dave just blows the pumpkin up like any good abort with heavy doses of potash. Then he applies "Warren's Healing Tonic" to the injury. And here we have the fine results. No rot at all. Imagine what it can do for simple blossom end spilts!